Evil coffee buff. Friendly gamer. Certified thinker. Fitness lover. Hipster-friendly entrepreneur. Baconaholic. Set new standards for merchandising bongos with no outside help. Garnered an industry award while importing methane in Orlando, FL. Spoke at an international conference about importing crickets in the UK. Spent college summers researching toy planes in New York, NY. Practiced in the art of getting to know easy-bake-ovens for farmers. Spent two years implementing bassoons on Wall Street.